London Underground Job Cuts

If London Underground does - as many union officials fear - cut jobs and redeploy more of its workforce to more "visible positions", what will happen to all the current staff with bizzarre and extreme hairstyles?

With the demise of the nationalised railway system in the UK, the Tube is one of the last refuges for manically barnetted individualists.

Double-cover supervisors, platform staff, Ticket Office personnel, and even drivers, all seem to have bizzarre hairstyles as a condition of employment

If many of these people lose their jobs, what will become of them?

Surely they cant ALL become Postmen ???