The Madaxeman Blog

This is the blog of the Madaxeman !! This blog is not so much a diary, more a random collection of the bizzarre, odd and downright wierd stuff that I stumble across gathered together for your delight and delectation. The site is fully interactive, and I encourage you to contribute your own comments, anonymously or in full view of the watching world.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Instructions

Things that come with instructions but don't need them:
1. Electric toothbrushes
2. Cars
3. Your home city's metro & bus system

Things that don't have instructions, but could do with them:
1. Turkey-size tinfoil (shiny side in, or out?)
2. Playing Cards
3. Hotel room showers (especially in America)
4. un-filleted fish served in restaurants
5. Buses abroad
6. Ski's

Things that do have instructions, but they are never quite good enough to help you achieve what you want to do..
1. Metro systems abroad
2. Someone else's hi-fi
3. Tins of paint

Please feel free to add any more you can think of...

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