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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Barbers and Hairdressers

So, when do they fart?

It's hardly a job where you can sneak one out without anyone noticing, given your client is, erm, usually sat about fart-emission height right next to you.

And its not really going to be possible to walk away casually, sneak one out and wait for it to drift away, is it?

Maybe this is why you never see barbers at Indian restaurant lunchtime buffets...?

1 Comments:

  • At 11:12 PM, Blogger Gorilla Bananas said…

    I don't have any use for barbers, so I've asked my human friends about this one. Apparently what they do is walk to the end of the salon on the pretext of fetching a new pair of scissors and sneak one off into the store room. They are good at farting silently, especially the gay ones.

     

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