Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez, flamboyant president of Venezuela

Famous for his overly aggressive anti american imperialist rants, socialist liberator posturing - and / or authoritarian demagoguery. However with such a deliberately high profile, one must ask...

"Chávez" - hmmm - maybe he's trying a little tooo hard to draw attention from the fact his surname has the word "Chav" in it.

Fairly prominently.

Which one might imagine would rather undercut his credibility at the United Nations and OPEC Summits.

Bloke in Arab Headgear "So, I say we cut production by a million barrels a day!"

Mr Chavez "No, I think that is too much"

Other bloke in Arab Headgear " Why - your new Cortina a bit thirsty on the old petroleo is she"

Assorted OPEC Ministers "snigger, snigger"

Its time for more hair

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Barbers and Hairdressers

So, when do they fart?

It's hardly a job where you can sneak one out without anyone noticing, given your client is, erm, usually sat about fart-emission height right next to you.

And its not really going to be possible to walk away casually, sneak one out and wait for it to drift away, is it?

Maybe this is why you never see barbers at Indian restaurant lunchtime buffets...?