Phil The Greek Philip's ", "Konstantinos Mitroglou's ", ); $adjectives = array( "sun-tanned " , "roast-lamb-scented " , "olive oil infused " , "olive-oil rubbed ", "scutum-carrying ", "ouzo-soaked ", "filthy coffee supping ", "olive-oil rubbed ", "Retsina-stained ", "tzaziki-smeared ", "taramasalata-smeared ", "Pelopennesian ", "EU-funded ", "Euro-burning ", "very hairy ", "over-excitable ", ); $things = array( "Attican sandals,", "sandals," , "Acropolis," , "imposing Greek column, ", "brand new motorway,", "national debt,", "olive groves,", "Persian slave tutor,", "dark and curly nasal hair,", "Spanakopita,", "Dolmades,", "bowl of rich wine-soaked Stifado, ", "last stand at Marathon,", "lamb-scrotum,", "missing eye,", ); $rand = array_rand($intro); echo ($intro[$rand]); $rand = array_rand($names); echo ($names[$rand]); $rand = array_rand($adjectives); echo ($adjectives[$rand]); $rand = array_rand($things); echo ($things[$rand]); ?>